Mama heard from a mean clerk at Target that her horses and pitties can’t chew through duct tape on their bandages, so she had to buy some. :(
crafty mama! she stuffed a sock with foam and taped it to the broken splint! drat.
i refuse to acknowledge that i’m injured.
duct tape? i eat duct tape for breakfast.
these bushes had a broken glass planter in them. they cut my leg very badly, and i had to have an operation. don’t worry! i refuse to believe i’m injured and am causing my mama a great deal of … woe?
plus, all the drugs i’m on are giving me gas!
oh mama … i thought you were going to stay out …
splints? i eat splints for lunch.